Historical Archives: Ben Franklin Inventions This Week

The Death-Kite.

The Carton Device For The Conveyance Of Eggs, To Minimize Breakage On Even The Moſt

Uneven Of Foot-Paths.

The U.S. Patent (Patented By Benjamin Franklin).

The Manual Vaginal Penetration Stick.

Power Windows.

The Inflatable Oblong Balloon, The Sort That Emits A Thunderous Clap, One Reſembling The Loud Exhale From One's Nether Regions.

Maidenhead Glue.

Math.

Being A Great And Pretentious Old Wind-Bag.