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Hockey Team Apologizes For ‘Degrading’ Cash-Grab For Teachers

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A South Dakota junior hockey team and mortgage lender are apologizing after organizing a widely panned event in which school teachers scrambled to grab dollar bills off the ice during a game’s intermission to pay for classroom supplies. What do you think?

“Now do terminally ill children.”

Rita Linnen, Wind Chime Tuner

“Hockey has always had a way of holding a mirror up to society.”

Irwin Frejlach, Asphyxiologist

“It was cynical and insulting and wholly lacked the dignified gravitas of keeping a hand on a prize truck for as long as possible.”

Bobby Dunnez, Systems Analyst