A Maryland homeowner trying to get rid of a snake infestation accidentally burned their house to the ground, causing about $1 million in damages, with officials stating that the well-being of the snakes was still “undetermined.” What do you think?

“Worked for me when I was trying to get my son to move out.”
Francis O’Shea, Frock Seller

“The reasonable thing would have been to let a family of mongooses take over.”
Jaclyn Hartzell, Aspiring Entrepreneur
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“Insurance fraud doesn’t have to be this complicated.”
Rudy Cadell, Funeral DJ