American honeybees are being wiped out in record numbers by a mysterious illness. What do you think?
"Oh, no–I only have one five-pound jar of honey left! That won't last me more than 25, maybe 30 years!"
Maureen Pauls • Enameler
FBI Investigating Fourth-Grade Kid Who Said He Has Seen Over 200 Dead Bodies
"Fortunately, I've always used swarms of cockroaches to pollinate my rose blossoms, so I'm safe…for now."
Jesse Carver • Gardener
"Bees are dying off? Anaphlactastic!"
Jerome Day • Lathe Operator