American honeybees are being wiped out in record numbers by a mysterious illness. What do you think?

"Oh, no–I only have one five-pound jar of honey left! That won't last me more than 25, maybe 30 years!"

Maureen Pauls • Enameler


"Fortunately, I've always used swarms of cockroaches to pollinate my rose blossoms, so I'm safe…for now."

Jesse Carver • Gardener

"Bees are dying off? Anaphlactastic!"

Jerome Day • Lathe Operator