What are your biggest hopes for 2006?
"A pair of novelty 2006 spectacles. At first, anyway."
Nick Del Mar • Waiter
"I just want to stay on that bull for eight seconds. Eight goddamn seconds. Is that too much to ask?"
Jim Sclavanous • Package Delivery Man
"Settle down, man. We're not even sure if Congress is going to approve funding for 2006 yet."
Nicholas Knox • Chemist
"I hope they come out with a third, better Hilton sister."
Miriam Bateman • Tax Preparer
"I just want to spend quality time watching my baby grow up. Of course, I guess I'd have to impregnate some sort of woman first.
William Linna • Career Counselor
"Next year? But…but I only just finished this one! When may I finally rest?"
Kate Alexander • Produce Manager