The Fairmont Empress Hotel has forgiven a guest 17 years after he left a suitcase filled with pepperoni sticks by an open window, thereby attracting a flock of seagulls and causing the room’s destruction. What do you think?

“But will the seagulls forgive him for selling them out?”

Stephanie Davis • Clog Refurbisher

“That hotel better be careful—a policy like this could bankrupt them.”

Peter Cadbury • Pommel Horse Salesman

“I’m sure the press attention he’ll get from this will be punishment enough.”

Drew Sanderson • Pierogi Pincher