Psychological research has found that specific colors can have significant effects on the ways a person’s brain and body function. The Onion takes a deep dive into how different colors can affect your mood, actions, and more.
Fills you with a sense of creative potential that might actually mean something in someone more talented.
A great color to get you in the mood for red.
Favored by boring people.
Has an eggplant-esque effect on the subject.
Gives you the uncontrollable urge to charge forward blindly and destroy the source of the disgusting color with your powerful hooves and horns.
Electric Ruby by Sephora:
Proven to drive men wild.
Scientists believe this color is nature’s way of politely suggesting that you might be more comfortable in a—how shall we say—less exclusive establishment.
Believed to be calming by privileged assholes who haven’t had run-ins with cops.