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How ​​To ​​Climb ​​The ​​Corporate ​​Ladder

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Have you tried wearing a long sleeve, button-down shirt with a small checker pattern on it? That works for some people.


Make sure to ask for a raise at least once a day.

When the company pays for lunch, make sure to feed and burp your boss before taking any food for yourself.

Become the youngest executive in company history by simply lying about your age.

If you see your CEO around the office, introduce yourself and let them know you saw—you saw everything—but you might be willing to keep your mouth shut if they’d do a little something for you.

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