Have you tried wearing a long sleeve, button-down shirt with a small checker pattern on it? That works for some people.


Make sure to ask for a raise at least once a day.


When the company pays for lunch, make sure to feed and burp your boss before taking any food for yourself.

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If you see your CEO around the office, introduce yourself and let them know you saw—you saw everything—but you might be willing to keep your mouth shut if they’d do a little something for you.

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