Volunteer at the local park district. Planting a single tree can remove up to 30 Frisbees per year from the atmosphere.


Consider, for the briefest and most fleeting of moments, the donation of even one of your backup tubs of peanut butter to a local food drive.

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Call your morning drive-time DJ and request some Top 40 hits that promise to shake up the commute.


Cure the most gross-ass disease possible.


Help out shelter animals, impoverished children, refugee populations, degenerative disease sufferers, the homeless, and critically endangered whale populations by coming into a windfall of $80 million.

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Tune into HBO’s Night of Too Many Stars: America Unites for Autism Programs, hosted by Jon Stewart. Airs November 18 at 8 p.m. EST.