How To Strike It Rich

Investment experts always say you have to spend money to make money, so go spend all your money.
You don’t have to go it alone. Stage a kidnapping with the underappreciated son of your wealthy employer and split the ransom down the middle.
If you’re familiar with neither the concept of a Ponzi scheme nor the copious inevitable risks therein, prepare to hear the offer of a lifetime.
Patricide is an effective means of expediting the inheritance process.
Remember, your collection of vintage Boba Fett figurines is only as valuable as your willingness to part with them.

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