Hurricane Could Strike RNC

Tropical Storm Isaac, which is currently gaining strength in the Atlantic Ocean, is expected to become a hurricane in the next several days and could strike Florida on Monday, when the Republican National Convention opens in Tampa. What do you think?


“They’ll be fine so long as the mayor sends the city’s sinners and sodomites up north to lure the storm’s wrath.”

Allen Siguardsson • Jockey

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“I wouldn’t be surprised if this hurricane was just a plot concocted by the liberal mainstream meteorologists.”

Jane Campion • Leather Parts Matcher

“It’s going to be a big moment when Mitt stares up at the sky in the driving rain, screaming, ‘Nothing can stop me! Not even you, goddammit!’”

Lynda Platkowski • Systems Analyst

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