Hurricane Michael, a Category 4 storm, has made landfall close to Panama City, FL in what experts are calling the most dangerous storm ever recorded in the area. What do you think?

“You know, with this constant stream of bad news from the area, you’d think people would consider moving away from Earth.”

Anees Sheppard • Skin Flake Collector

“This is the wakeup call we need to stop ignoring all of the warnings about homosexuality.”

Craig Mayer • Sunglasses Cleaner

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“If they didn’t want to be hit by a hurricane, they shouldn’t have chosen to live in the environment.”

Jack Dickens • Door-To-Door Heart Sutra Salesman