Hurricane Sandy Slams East Coast

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Bringing winds up to 85 miles per hour, a potentially devastating storm surge, and the threat of blizzard conditions at higher elevations, the historic and massive Hurricane Sandy will make landfall tonight along the densely populated mid-Atlantic coast. What do you think?

“That’s nothing. Once I drove at 86 miles per hour for like five seconds.”

Rachel Spelman • Short Order Cook

“Crap, is that why my wife bought 15 gallons of bottled water? She shouldn’t have left it out when she knew I was thirsty.”

Diego Croft • Systems Analyst


“My wind chimes!”

Gil Telfer • Ichthyologist