If Someone Gives You A Bad Gift, Do Not Say These Things

It’s going to be the same bad gift even after you open it again.

Whatever the response is will definitely hurt your feelings.

You don’t have to bring it behind the city walls this time, but at least say thank you.

This may not come off as subtly as you think.

They’ve already gone through the trouble of having their kidney removed. The least you can do is accept it graciously.

Just lie and say you like it enough to take it with you into the afterlife.

It may not have been what you asked for, but many people are uncomfortable purchasing hardcore pornography.

It’s more polite to just say “thank you” and return the child later.

Not everyone can spot the fakes.

Don’t make a promise you can’t keep, bud.

This feedback is far too vague to properly correct the behavior of a substandard gift-giver.

If you’re going to lie about having one already, pick a more believable number, like nine.

What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!

Usually, gift-givers don’t enjoy having their gift burned right in front of their face.

Unless they’re the person at Amazon who makes gift cards, you know very well they did not.

This might inadvertently let them off the hook.

Great, now you’re locked in to get really chunky bracelets every year till Grandma dies.

If they wanted to be thanked, they would have gotten you a better gift.