Impossible Burger Approved To Be Sold In Stores

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After receiving regulatory approval from the FDA, the plant-based Impossible Burger has been approved to be sold in supermarkets nationwide, offering an option for environmentally conscious consumers looking for a burger substitute. What do you think?

“It’s like we’re living in the future: an agency that approves the safety of food!”

Arun Tucker • Tontine Arranger

“This is pointless until someone invents a vegetarian bun.”

Sabrina Harmon • Wishbone Splitter


“Wow, if you told me 20 years ago that one day we’d be eating plants, I would have called you crazy.”

Cordelia Mercado • Shoe Rehabilitator