This Fourth of July marks the 234th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of independence. What do you think?


"I love the Fourth! Cookouts, fireworks, prank calling the Queen, all of it."

Susan Tankel • Systems Analyst

"Well, then, that shall be the reason I get drunk that night!"

Robert Guy • Waste Salvager

"Wow, already? I can't believe that America only has six years left."

Mitch Carbonella Jr. • Naphthalene-Still Operator