India Reclassifies Peacock As Vermin

Because the birds create problems for farmers, the Indian state of Goa has reclassified peacocks as “vermin” in order to make them easier to cull. What do you think?

“This is huge news for my poison business.”

Kenneth Wolz • Entrepreneur


“Smart move. Reclassification is a time-tested way to justify genocide.”

Candy Reynault • Dexterity Tester

“Well, it’s nice to know not everything is based on looks.”

Dale Richter • Cake Froster

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