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Indonesia Bans Sex Outside Of Marriage

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Indonesia’s parliament has approved a new criminal code that bans anyone in the country from having extramarital sex, including tourists while visiting, with the law carrying a one-year jail term. What do you think?

“Can I just do community service if it’s a handjob?”

Antony Pezzullo, Sedimentationist

“It’s none of the government’s business whether I see the gates of heaven or not.”

Blanche Creegan, Deli Slicer

“As long as everyone can repress all their sexual urges, I don’t see this having disturbing consequences.”

Marcos Cipolone, Freelance Admiral