Though they all won’t be able to take home a coveted golden statue, this year’s Oscar nominees will still receive gift baskets worth $125,000. Here’s what’s inside:
- $8: Pack of toilet-seat covers for disgusting Dolby Theatre bathrooms
- $199: Handsomely bound, multi-volume history of American Civil War
- $23,200: Free samples from all 472 celebrities who started vanity fragrance lines this year
- $12.99: Autographed copy of Acting For The Camera by Tony Barr
- $500: Movie-quality Robert Duvall mask
- $79: 2-pound trial size of Tesla Model S
- $250: Assorted prostheses from the set of Foxcatcher
- $8.50: Oscar dipping sauce
- $4 per gram: Emergency cyanide capsule to take in event of capture
- $36: Pretty nice socks
- $60,000-$100,000: Three vouchers to redeem complimentary film roles in upcoming B movies or lower