Interior Decorating Tricks To Make Your Tiny Apartment Look Brown

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Arrange Your Browncases

Organize your books by color with tawny on one end of the spectrum and mocha on the other to make a beautiful brown rainbow.

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No, no, no!

If you’re contemplating trying a shade of chestnut, punish yourself by driving a nail into your hand. That isn’t brown and you know it, buddy!

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Keep Going

You could paint it brown. Have we said that yet?

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Create The Illusion Of Brown

Even in the most cramped room, you can add the appearance of brown by carefully filling it waist-high with coffee beans.

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Natural Floors

Tear up any carpet, hardwood, cement, and so on until you uncover the natural, earth-toned dirt that most homes are built upon.

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Wall Art

Hang up photographs of Food Network’s Alton Brown in all corners of your apartment.

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Keep It Monochromatic

Painting everything in one shade can help a tiny apartment look browner, especially if it’s a shade like brown.

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Display Large-Scale Brown

In a small, 800-sqare-foot apartment, one easy way to trick the eye is to display large-scale brown. Whether it’s on the walls, ceilings, or with an area rug, any big brown can spice up an otherwise brown-less room.

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Put A Portable, Rolling Brown In The Kitchen

You may not have room for much in your apartment, but you can always make space in a corner for a rolling brown. When you want more brown, wheel it to the center and unfold it. When you’re done, presto! Back it goes.

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Add Brown Noise

Install a speaker that repeatedly plays someone saying the word “brown” on a loop so your apartment guests will be primed to perceive the color.

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Broaden Your Scope

Paint your walls, furniture, and family a nice shade of brown.

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Brown

Brown? Brown some brown around, don’t frown, but brown it up and brown!

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Smear Your Windows With Shit

Keeping all of these in a nice shade of brown will help prevent all the other pesky colors from getting inside and controlling your thoughts.