TUSKEGEE, AL—Though the information would in no way serve to improve his standing with his superiors, and, in all likelihood, would reveal him to be a weak, crumbling brick compromising the integrity of the wall that is society, Edge≠Tech associate supervisor Louis Greely, 34, openly shared a personal shortcoming with his coworkers Tuesday. "I'm tired," Greely said within earshot of six fellow employees, all of whom now surely view him as a substandard contributor to the productivity of his workplace and nation. "I really hope we get out of here by [the bare minimum work-cessation hour of] five today." Greely was reportedly anxious to leave work because he wished to compound his humiliating folly by weeping openly at his dying mother's hospital bedside. 鱼