Apple recently introduced yet another new iPod, a wafer-thin, flash-based unit that marks the fifth product generation for the popular player. What do you think?

"At last, after years of false hope and empty promises, I can finally shove 1,000 songs up my ass."
Gerald Fictner • Systems Analyst

"As a maker of custom iPod cases, sleeves, and belt clips, I'd just like to say: Goddammit! Slow the fuck down!"
Rhonda Harkness • Textile Designer
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"Excuse me? The first two floors of my house are still underwater? Hello? Has anyone seen my wife?"
Kalmon Hubbard • Currently Unemployed