Iranian officials announced yesterday they had launched a monkey into space and safely returned the animal to earth, asserting that the nation is now five to eight years away from putting a human in orbit. What do you think?
“I’m concerned that this is only a prelude to Iran launching monkeys at Israel.”
Saundra Longo • Moccasin Sewer
“Man, at this rate, it won’t be long before Iran builds a computer small enough to fit in a single room.”
Dennis Brody • Escalator Constructor
“Oh, dear! And what are our American monkeys doing? Probably just lying around eating bananas all day. And maybe wearing a little diaper—and they should put sunglasses on it, too. So cute!”
Joseph Walcoff • Crabber