Iran released 15 sailors it had held captive for nearly two weeks, claiming they had entered Iranian waters. What do you think?

"Maritime borders are very difficult to determine. I find myself accidentally drifting into the waters of my neighbor's bathtub all the time."

Shelly Fontana • Nail Technician


"Considering the way things are going in the Middle East, I'm going to go ahead and call this an American victory."

Bert Sutherland • Systems Analyst

"Oh, that's just fantastic. Now who the hell is going to buy my preemptively crafted 2007 hostage tragedy memorabilia?"

Zack Skinner • Box Office Representative