Ivana Trump To Publish Memoir

Donald Trump’s first wife will release a memoir this September called Raising Trump that will include anecdotes from when Donald Jr., Eric, and Ivanka were children. What do you think?

“It must have been a hard book to write while constantly referring back to the nondisclosure agreement.”

Shauna Moller • Spoon Polisher


“Finally someone in that family is willing to speak up and be heard.”

Reid McEnroe • Banner Hanger

“Between this book, Ivanka’s forthcoming book, and the president’s inevitable memoir, it’s never been a better time to be a ghostwriter.”

Jimmy Reading • Oven Tester