Facing boycotts and reported frustration over conflicts of interest, First Daughter Ivanka Trump shut down her fashion line, which sells accessories like handbags, perfume, and heels. What do you think?

“Damn, how am I supposed to smell like a Trump now?”

Anastasia Wright • Glass Eye Polisher

“At least she has her many years of experience of being born wealthy to fall back on.”

Nicholas Etre • Paint Thinner

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“My heart breaks for all the children who are going to be out of a job.”

Richard Watkins • Conspiracy Theory Expert