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James Cromwell Glues Hand To Starbucks Counter To Protest Surcharge For Plant-Based Milk

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Eighty-two-year-old Succession actor and activist James Cromwell super-glued his hand to a midtown Manhattan Starbucks counter in a PETA-organized protest denouncing the coffee chain’s extra charge for plant-based milk. What do you think?

“Wait ’til this guy hears about factory farms.”

Margo Jaffe, Ethical Hacker 

“You’d think a big organization like PETA could have gotten one of the leads from Succession.”

Logan Hoshabekian, Linguinist 

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“Listen, we’ve all accidentally super-glued ourselves somewhere and had to come up with an excuse fast.”

Sayem Jones, Systems Analyst