A 6.8-magnitude earthquake caused a Japanese nuclear reactor to crack, spilling more than 300 gallons of radioactive water into the ocean. What do you think?

"Of all the Godzilla marketing campaigns, this is the second-worst."
Paula Daniels • Registrar

"You'd think there would come a time where radioactive deformity wasn't introduced into every Japanese generation."
Jonah Klute • Fudge Maker
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"What a shame. In every other respect, that earthquake zone was the perfect place to build a nuclear reactor."
Mark Cable • Systems Analyst