Jared Kushner Loses Top-Secret Security Clearance

Presidential son-in-law and adviser Jared Kushner lost access to top-secret information in a memo sent out last Friday, sources confirmed. What do you think?

“How is Kushner supposed to negotiate with world leaders without revealing top-secret information?”

Jason Heller • Kite Artisan


“I always had faith that one tiny component of the system would occasionally more or less work.”

Kelly Clark • Preposition Scholar

“I just worry this could hamper his ability to pretend like he’s got a real job.”

Stephen Holmes • Paper Laminator

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