According to a study by McAfee, 20 percent of all searches for actress Jessica Biel will return results infected with a virus or malware. What do you think?

"I choose to focus on the other 80 percent that return photos of a nice-looking woman with a phenomenal publicist and a fairly catchy name."
Charlie Biggin • Meter Reader

"What about combing through her garbage for a memento of some kind? That's harmless, right?"
Kevin Pozner • Labor Organizer
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"Once I did a web search on Stephen Hawking, and my PC instantly gained 850 terabytes of memory and a 3-D holographic touch-screen interface."
Charlotte Haber • UPS Driver