John Hickenlooper Drops Out Of Presidential Race

Former Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper announced that he will drop out of the 2020 presidential race in order to pursue a bid for Senate. What do you think?

“No! Jesus Christ, no. Fuck! No! No! No! No! Goddamn it!”

Missy Slater • Peanut Sheller


“I think he has a great shot at polling above 1% in Colorado.”

Noah Sykes • Crème Brûlée Cracker

“The star that burns twice as bright burns half as long.”

Marco Sharp • Cravat Fluffer