John Hickenlooper Drops Out Of Presidential Race

Former Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper announced that he will drop out of the 2020 presidential race in order to pursue a bid for Senate. What do you think?

“No! Jesus Christ, no. Fuck! No! No! No! No! Goddamn it!”

Missy Slater • Peanut Sheller

“I think he has a great shot at polling above 1% in Colorado.”

Noah Sykes • Crème Brûlée Cracker

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“The star that burns twice as bright burns half as long.”

Marco Sharp • Cravat Fluffer

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