Johnson & Johnson Recalls Aerosol Sunscreens After Finding Carcinogen

Johnson & Johnson has announced a recall of aerosol sunscreen products from Neutrogena and Aveeno after some samples were found to contain low levels of benzene, a chemical linked to blood cancers such as leukemia. What do you think?

“I prefer to get my cancers naturally from the sun.”

Pete Cocklin, Tunnel Guard

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“You don’t have to worry about that if you build a good base cancer first.”

Pearl Aaker, Existential Crisis Manager

“That’s why I just stick to mud.”

Artemis Ohlenbusch, Buffet Strategist