JonBenet Suspect Confesses

A former teacher has been arrested in Thailand for the murder of JonBenet Ramsey. What do you think?

"And just in the nick of time. The public was almost ready to move on to another tragedy."

Jake Banker • Stock Clerk


"Was JonBenet the one who shot Joey Buttafucco because he cut off the penis of Tonya Harding's husband, OJ Simpson?"

Troy Canzona • Caterer

"An accused murdering sex-offender goes into hiding, and no one thinks to check out Thailand?"

Jessica Kinzler • Donut Maker