Judge: Prince Had No Will

Following the singer’s unexpected death at the age of 57, a judge has declared that Prince lacked a will to distribute his assets and that his $250 million estate will therefore be managed by Bremer Bank. What do you think?

“Can’t you let me mourn without barraging me with facts?”

Ty Fielder • Pronoun Expert


“That’s nonsense. The disposition of his estate was clearly detailed in the lyrics of ‘Money Don’t Matter 2 Nite.’”

Courtney Kramer • Lettuce Grower

“Knowing Prince’s famed generosity, it’s safe to say he would’ve wanted everything to go to the staff at Bremer Bank.”

Barry Mendes • Soap Scenter