Nineteen-year-old pop icon Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami Beach, FL this morning on charges that he drag raced a Lamborghini down a residential street and then failed a field sobriety test, with each offense potentially netting Bieber up to six months of jail time. What do you think?


“See, this is what happens when the public doesn’t pay attention to Justin Bieber enough.”

Nadia Giardino • Off-Campus Housing Director

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“He strikes me as someone who would do well in jail.”

James Hooper • Unemployed

“But what about all those adorable songs he wrote about being in perfect mental health?”

Terry Shaffer • Leather Finisher

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