Kentucky Derby Winner Fails Drug Test

The team behind this year’s Kentucky Derby winner, Medina Spirit, stands to lose their $1.86 million prize after the horse failed a post-race drug test for steroids. What do you think?

“I guess that five-gallon drum of detoxifying tea didn’t work.”

Oswald Dell, Buffet Stocker

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“He’ll be devastated when he finds out.”

Crystal Sinclair, Bar Fighter

“Oh, no. I borrowed his urine for a test of my own.”

Drew Jeffries, Unemployed