A month before the premiere of their new primetime show on ABC, popular Muppet characters Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy have announced in joint online statements that they are splitting up after “thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling.” What do you think?
“I had a feeling there was trouble in paradise every single time they’ve ever appeared in the same shot.”
John Kristos • Trinket Designer
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“Just because two TV characters have split up doesn’t mean they aren’t still dating in real life.”
Nate Grissom • Hospice Greeter
“Let’s face it: These are two complex intellectual properties with their own needs and priorities.”
Yvonne Mabrey • Religious Strategist