NEW YORK:
Carl Paladino (R) vs. Andrew Cuomo (D)
Eyes:
- Paladino: Droopy-serious
- Cuomo: Twinkly-hopeful
Stance on gay marriage:
- Paladino: Against, because why buy the cow?
- Cuomo: For it, but not sure about the whole meeting on the Internet thing
View of stimulus bill:
- Paladino: Didn't help
- Cuomo: Didn't hurt
Mother's meatball recipe:
- Paladino: Better than any restaurant, my hand to God
- Cuomo: Friggin' unbelievable
Top adviser:
- Paladino: Mr. Tire Iron, right here
- Cuomo: Father and former governor Mario Cuomo