A new study found that by cutting 25 percent of the calories in their meals, individuals were able to make their metabolism more efficient and decrease free radicals, and may thereby live longer. What do you think?

“The only thing better than a less pleasurable life is stretching it out another decade.”

Arnold Peltzer • QuiNceañera Bouncer

“I’m sorry, but to cut my calories by 25 percent, I’m going to need a lot more motivation than the promise of a longer, healthier life.”

Laura Hillstrom • Patchouli Expert

“I’ll stop feeding my children right away!”

Bryan Wyndham • Seltzer Carbonator