KFC Selling Sandwich-Shaped Meteorite

To mark the launch of its new online store, fast-food chain KFC is selling a 9.5-pound iron meteorite carved to resemble a Zinger Chicken Sandwich, which costs $20,000. What do you think?

“I can’t imagine anyone who would pay more than $18,000 for that.”

Madeline Perkins • Faith-Based Geologist


“Who hasn’t gazed up at the stars and dreamed of touching a piece of infinity carved into the shape of a fast-food menu item?”

Kurt Vogl • Chain Rattler

“I’m glad they’re finally selling healthier sandwiches.”

James Sowieja • Unemployed