King Cobra On The Loose In Orlando

A King Cobra snake, a venomous species that can kill an elephant with one bite, is currently on the loose in Orlando, FL, with officials confirming that the licensed owner violated protocol by waiting to report the escape for a full day after the snake went missing. What do you think?

“This is exactly why cobra ownership should be left to only the most serious amateurs.”

Bryce Winegar • Scaffolding Builder


“Florida residents must be fearing for their elephants’ lives.”

Sophia Veron • Assistant Interrogator

“I always wait 24 hours to report a missing snake. Sometimes they’re just blowing off steam.”

Bernard Tripp • Systems Analyst