Lance Armstrong Compares Himself To Lord Voldemort

In an interview with The Telegraph, Lance Armstrong said that he feels like Harry Potter villain Lord Voldemort because the cycling world refuses to mention him or acknowledge he exists, saying, “[W]ho’s that character in Harry Potter they can’t talk about? Voldemort? It’s like that on every level.” What do you think?


“Comparing yourself to a fictional child-murderer is Public Image Rehab 101.”

Randy Yarborough • Posture Consultant

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“Yeah, good luck getting back into the public’s good graces with that lackadaisical approach to the Potterverse, Lance.”

Alexis Pratt • Lingo Translator

“If Armstrong’s intent was to melt my heart with an image of Voldemort riding a bicycle, well done.”

Zack Moore • Unemployed

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