In an interview with The Telegraph, Lance Armstrong said that he feels like Harry Potter villain Lord Voldemort because the cycling world refuses to mention him or acknowledge he exists, saying, “[W]ho’s that character in Harry Potter they can’t talk about? Voldemort? It’s like that on every level.” What do you think?

“Comparing yourself to a fictional child-murderer is Public Image Rehab 101.”

Randy Yarborough • Posture Consultant


“Yeah, good luck getting back into the public’s good graces with that lackadaisical approach to the Potterverse, Lance.”

Alexis Pratt • Lingo Translator

“If Armstrong’s intent was to melt my heart with an image of Voldemort riding a bicycle, well done.”

Zack Moore • Unemployed

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