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NEW YORK—Expressing shock and outrage at the sudden end to the General Assembly’s 2022 session, sources reported…
Michigan GOP congressional candidate, John Gibbs, reportedly started a self-described “think tank” while in college,…
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Fast fashion, the trend of clothing producers replicating high-fashion designs and selling them at lower prices, has…
OSLO, NORWAY—In a dramatic escalation of a story that has gripped the chess world for weeks, the Hans Niemann…
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This November, Sen. Ron Johnson will face reelection in the state of Wisconsin. The Onion asked Wisconsinites why…
United States authorities charged 48 people in Minnesota with conspiracy and other counts in what they said Tuesday…
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New York’s Attorney General filed a lawsuit accusing former President Donald Trump and three of his grown children…
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Although the election isn’t for another two years, it’s never too early to drive ourselves completely insane by…
Political nonprofits spent more than $2.4 billion in undisclosed cash during the 2020 election cycle, and this week,…
An executive of vegan food products company Beyond Meat has been charged with felony battery and making a…
SEATTLE—Expressing frustration that his ageless insights were being utterly squandered by the overeager mid-level…
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