EntertainmentTikTokEntertainmentTikTokThis Week's Most Viral News: September 22, 2023 CCSubtitlesOffEnglishEntertainmentTikTokThis Week's Most Viral News: September 22, 2023PublishedFriday 1:58PM
OpinionAmerican VoicesOpinionAmerican VoicesOpinionAmerican VoicesRepublicans Slam Senate Dress Code ChangesRepublicans are denouncing Majority Leader Chuck Schumer’s decision to loosen the Senate’s informal dress code,…PublishedSeptember 22, 2023
LocalLocalLocalSmiling Dad Imagines Son Off At College Playing Video Games Alone Like He DidNEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—A pleasant, faraway expression overcoming his face, local father Matthew Worley reportedly smiled…PublishedSeptember 22, 2023
Breaking NewsBreaking NewsBreaking NewsLauren Boebert Offers To Personally Jerk Off Any Constituents She OffendedWASHINGTON—In an effort to address voters hurt by recent actions that resulted in her being thrown out of a…PublishedSeptember 22, 2023
Breaking NewsBreaking NewsBreaking NewsCancer Researchers Tout Huge Strides In Fight Against 350-Foot-Tall Tumor Terrorizing ManhattanNEW YORK—Saying they’ve never been better equipped or had more tools at their disposal to take on the deadly…PublishedSeptember 22, 2023
Breaking NewsBreaking NewsBreaking NewsU.S. Gerontocracy Tightens Grip On Power By Executing Olivia RodrigoWASHINGTON—In an effort to consolidate its influence over the rest of the population, the U.S. gerontocracy…PublishedSeptember 22, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLMatt Eberflus Blames Justin Fields’ Struggles On Incompetent CoachingCHICAGO—Following the quarterback’s poor performance through the team’s first two games, Chicago Bears coach Matt…PublishedSeptember 22, 2023
PoliticsPoliticsPoliticsSnickering Teen Angels Appear Before Mike Pence To Tell Him It’s Totally God’s Will To Keep Running For PresidentCARMEL, IN—Struggling to keep a straight face while addressing the Republican candidate, snickering teen angels…PublishedSeptember 22, 2023
LocalLocalLocalFox News Viewers React To Rupert Murdoch Stepping DownFollowing the 92-year-old’s announcement that he was retiring from the Fox and News Corporation boards, The Onion…PublishedSeptember 22, 2023
Breaking NewsInfographicBreaking NewsInfographicBreaking NewsInfographicWhat To Know About PragerUPragerU, an education nonprofit with a large online following, has recently been in the spotlight after its videos…PublishedSeptember 22, 2023
LocalLocalLocalWoman Wakes Up In Cold Sweat Worried Cat Doesn’t Know It’s CuteSEATTLE—Sitting up with a terrified gasp as the realization shook her from her sleep, local woman Sarah Ostrowski…PublishedSeptember 22, 2023
OpinionAmerican VoicesOpinionAmerican VoicesOpinionAmerican VoicesMan Who Inspired ‘Sound Of Freedom’ Accused Of Sexual Misconduct By 7 WomenThe man whose life inspired the film Sound Of Freedom about fighting child sex trafficking has reportedly stepped…PublishedSeptember 21, 2023
Breaking NewsBreaking NewsBreaking NewsGeorge R.R. Martin Sues OpenAI For Copyright Infringement After Chatbot Mentions IncestNEW YORK—Alleging “massive systemic theft” of his original work, bestselling fantasy author George R.R. Martin filed…PublishedSeptember 21, 2023
PoliticsPoliticsPoliticsZelensky Grabs Whatever Office Supplies He Can Get Hands On In Capitol, Saying He Needs It For WarWASHINGTON—Following hours of meetings with lawmakers to try to shore up U.S. support for his country, Ukrainian…PublishedSeptember 21, 2023
Breaking NewsNews In PhotosBreaking NewsNews In PhotosBreaking NewsNews In PhotosRupert Murdoch Steps Down As All-Powerful Creator Of RealityPublishedSeptember 21, 2023
PoliticsPoliticsPoliticsRepublicans Explain Why They Should Be Trump’s Running MateWhile Donald Trump has yet to pick a running mate for 2024, several notable individuals are aggressively vying for…PublishedSeptember 21, 2023
EntertainmentTikTokEntertainmentTikTokStudy Finds LSD Highly Effective At Ruining Nephew’s Baptism CCSubtitlesOffEnglishEntertainmentTikTokStudy Finds LSD Highly Effective At Ruining Nephew’s BaptismPublishedThursday 9:42AM
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLNFL Introduces New Helmet Designed To Protect Players’ WivesNEW YORK—Attributing the move to its need to address a long-standing safety concern, the NFL introduced a new helmet…PublishedSeptember 21, 2023
LocalLocalLocalCouple Ends Mutual Silent Treatment To Bond Over Disdain For Arrogant ‘Chopped’ ContestantSPOKANE, WA—No longer able to suppress their percolating irritation with the self-described “culinary prodigy,”…PublishedSeptember 21, 2023