A vegan sued Burger King in a suit alleging that the fast-food chain had contaminated its meatless “Impossible” Whoppers by cooking them on the same grills as its traditional meat burgers. What do you think?
“One time, I got a stray onion ring with my fries. These things happen.”
Dominic Woodley • Sausage Stuffer
“Relax! It’s probably just because their kitchens are disgusting.”
Simona Mcfarland • Wind Chime Jingler
“Oh God, does this mean their regular Whoppers could be contaminated with meat too?”
Geoffrey Mclellan • Foot Stylist