A man was mauled by a black leopard after paying $150 to have a “full contact experience” with the dangerous animal. What do you think?

“I hope they got to do a silly one before the mauling.”
Steven Feingold • Poison Tester

“So irresponsible. That man never should have been allowed near money.”
Brett Winnbrandt • Computer Simulation Debunker
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“Just maul it back, dude.”
Tasha Welles • Update Analyst