Lies Elected Officials Tell Their Constituents All The Time

And they say it with a straight face, too. Disgusting.

While easy to fall for, this statement—told by politicians ranging from Ted Cruz to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez—has absolutely no basis in fact.

If he was going to do it, he would have done it by now, hon.

Lies of omission. Don’t forget all the brutal shit politicians conveniently forget to mention.

An elected official has no business toying with voters’ hearts like that.

Most politicians actually sterilize themselves and use actors when necessary, as offspring only interfere with their aspirations for elected office.

People of color already know how fucking ominous this statement actually is.

Politicians who have no idea why your car isn’t starting will confidently say this when it could very well be the battery itself.

Please, this is blatant pandering. Mommy just slammed the door and yelled that Daddy was back together with one of his whores at the mayor’s office.

The lack of any evidence whatsoever is just proof of how cunning and thorough they are.

Christmas Eve, not Christmas Day. Don’t fall for the fast-talk.

It totally does.

Fear-mongering over dead, faceless girls crawling through the windows is one of the oldest tricks in the books.

This one’s a whopper.

Then why do you keep emailing, Val Demings?

The first person most elected officials really want to thank is their campaign manager for orchestrating a covert network of high value bribes all the way up the political ladder.

Next.

They’re not even doing a good job hiding it.

Remember what your therapist said? Love doesn’t justify bad behavior.

This one’s actually true!