Lil Nas X Releases Controversial ‘Satan Shoes’

Rapper Lil Nas X has released 666 pairs of modified Nike Air Max 97 shoes decorated with a pentagram pendant and containing a drop of real human blood, stirring controversy and selling out in under a minute. What do you think?

“I’ve always pictured Satan in a sensible brogue.”

Edith Boldwyn • Class Helper


“Does anything happen if you wear them backwards?”

Vance Kesey • Systems Analyst

“The real controversy here is the total lack of arch support.”

Ian Ambrose • Ham Deboner