Last week, Rush Limbaugh accused Michael J. Fox of exaggerating his Parkinson's disease symptoms in an ad promoting stem-cell research. Here are Limbaugh's other recent targets, and his reasons for attacking them:
- Unborn babies: For having tempting stem cells to begin with
- Slipknot: Were excellent in beginning, but did not show growth necessary to ensure a band's sustained success
- Ann Coulter: Attacked 9/11 widows before he had a chance to
- That Mongoloid kid back in coach: His nonstop screaming made it impossible to enjoy screening of Failure To Launch
- Girl Scout Troop #93: Ran out of Samoas before reaching his home
- His listeners: Did not agree quickly enough
- Cigar Aficionado Editor-In-Chief Marvin Shanken: Failed to accurately portray Limbaugh's love of cigars
- God: Endowed him with far too much talent
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