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Little-Known Rules Of Golf

  • All shots required to obey Newton’s laws of motion
  • While impediments such as twigs, mulch, and leaves may be removed from the ball’s path to the hole, century-old oak trees may not
  • The PGA mandates that khakis must be no lighter than beige and no darker than sandstone
  • Any dispute over the lie of the ball must be referred to a council of five country club elders who will deliberate for three moons before announcing their verdict
  • All clapping on the course must be kept below 1.5dB

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